Just promise yourself that you’ll get your entire presentation done before you’re allowed to watch the season finale of Breaking Bad. You’ll be up all night if you have to, dammit.
I don’t know. I didn’t do it last night.
Hashtag exhausted, man.
Eat a pound of wings and take a long, hot car ride.
You wake up in the middle of the night to an emergency phone call, only to realize it’s actually your alarm, even though it looks like 3 a.m. outside. Also, it’s raining!
It’s tough job, getting paid to taste-test beer all afternoon. It makes you sleepy as as Hell.
Make a list of all the jobs that don’t require you to get up early, and think, Hey, working at a grocery store again wouldn’t be that bad, as long as I consistently get the 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. shift.
Have someone pull the fire alarm in your building at 1:45 a.m. and then make eyes at the 7 foot tall fireman as you stand there in your striped pajamas.