The Average Girl's "How To" Guide

Advice on how to live a well-balanced lifestyle

Tag: tired

How To: Stay Up Super Late

by Shannon

Just promise yourself that you’ll get your entire presentation done before you’re allowed to watch the season finale of Breaking Bad. You’ll be up all night if you have to, dammit.

How To: Fall Asleep

by Shannon

I don’t know. I didn’t do it last night.

Hashtag exhausted, man.

How To: Fall Asleep Easily

by Shannon

Eat a pound of wings and take a long, hot car ride.

How To: Tell Daylight Saving Time Has Happened

by Shannon

You wake up in the middle of the night to an emergency phone call, only to realize it’s actually your alarm, even though it looks like 3 a.m. outside. Also, it’s raining!

How To: Feel Like A Martyr

by Shannon

It’s tough job, getting paid to taste-test beer all afternoon. It makes you sleepy as as Hell.

How To: Debate Changing Careers

by Shannon

Make a list of all the jobs that don’t require you to get up early, and think, Hey, working at a grocery store again wouldn’t be that bad, as long as I consistently get the 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. shift.

 

How To: Enjoy A Late Night Romantic Rendezvous

by Shannon

Have someone pull the fire alarm in your building at 1:45 a.m. and then make eyes at the 7 foot tall fireman as you stand there in your striped pajamas.

How To: Question Everything

by Shannon

Watch someone get up early on their day off, even though they don’t have to.

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