You wake up in the middle of the night to an emergency phone call, only to realize it’s actually your alarm, even though it looks like 3 a.m. outside. Also, it’s raining!
It’s tough job, getting paid to taste-test beer all afternoon. It makes you sleepy as as Hell.
Make a list of all the jobs that don’t require you to get up early, and think, Hey, working at a grocery store again wouldn’t be that bad, as long as I consistently get the 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. shift.
Have someone pull the fire alarm in your building at 1:45 a.m. and then make eyes at the 7 foot tall fireman as you stand there in your striped pajamas.
Watch someone get up early on their day off, even though they don’t have to.
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