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Tag: Sad

What’s Yo’ Beef #12

by Rachel

Rachel

My beef today is a serious beef. Its when you find out a trusted high school calculus teacher whom you really liked is recently found to have had an unauthorized loaded gun on school property. For shame! Think of the children!
COME ON!

Shannon

Hey friends. Today, my beef is downers. No, not the drugs (hurray for alcohol!), but the people. Now, I’ll preface this by saying that I can totally be one of these people. But when I’m in an awesome mood, listening to songs from Sister Act, the quickest way to piss me off is to act like you’re so put out and miserable that you can’t even deal. Man, just put on some commercial rap or something, and get over it. Seriously.

How To: Sink Into A Deep, Deep Depression

by Shannon

Try to buy a house. In Toronto.

How To: Get Out Of Hanging Out

by Shannon

Tell people you have to go home because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is on TV and you don’t have cable and you never get to watch it so you have to go home right now because you don’t want to miss anything.

How To: Feel Sad, But Also Like A Powerful Female

by Shannon

Sing along to Carly Simon.

How To: Deal With Disappointment

by Shannon

Realize that your Tim Hortons tea, which you’ve just finished drinking, does not come with a Roll Up The Rim To Win cup.

Manage not to pout for more than 20 minutes, tops.

 

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