I’m Shannon. I’m an average girl, and sometimes I do nice things, and sometimes I do really stupid things that I think about for a long time later, like being weird on Twitter and talking about Keanu Reeves too much. I really enjoy starting things and then forgetting about them later.

I’m Rachel. I’m an average girl woman, and you know those things you see on Pinterest and you want to make them, but don’t? I make them. And sometimes that makes my husband yell at me for taking up too much room in the house. But at least I’m not going out and buying $3,000 purses, am I right?

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