The Average Girl's "How To" Guide

Advice on how to live a well-balanced lifestyle

Tag: Health

How To: Tell If You’re Having A Women’s Heart Attack

by Shannon

Oh God, can someone please tell me? Pretty sure I’m having like, six of them right now.

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How To: Realize There’s A Black Cloud In Every Silver Lining

by Shannon

The day before you’re supposed to head to Cuba, you wake up with a weird eye infection thingy. Hurray!

How To: Make Friends At The Gym

by Shannon

Wipe down your machine afterwards. Otherwise, everyone will hate your guts, and say, “Dick” after you leave, but under their breath, just in case you can kind of still hear them.

How To: Increase Your Blood Pressure

by Shannon

Try and book an all-inclusive vacation online for multiple people.

How To: Lose Weight

by Shannon

I guess just look really fat when you meet people, because the next time you meet them and you’re all normal, they’ll tell you lost a tonne of weight, and your self-confidence will soar.

How To: Feel Comfortable With Your Body

by Shannon

You were planning on working out at the gym tonight, but you had a headache instead. It just wasn’t meant to be.

How To: Motivate Yourself To Go To The Gym

by Shannon

It’s easy! Just ________________________.

 

(Please fill in the blank, because I have no idea.)

How To: Determine If You’re Pregnant

by Shannon

First, tell your landlord that you nearly passed out taking back empty wine bottles to the Beer Store. When he questions if it’s because you’re pregnant, become extremely worried, but brush it off.

Later, realize that a more likely reason is because you donated blood yesterday and are supposed to avoid heavy lifting, heat, and the beer you had last night with dinner.

That’s probably the real reason. Probably.

How To: Eat Healthy

by Shannon

Only eat 3/4 of the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms.

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