Rearrange your furniture!
Go somewhere where you have a gift card. It’s the nicest.
Go around the corner to gasp in surprise when you discover the level of excitement he’s exhibiting over shopping for wedding clothes.
Tell people you have to go home because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is on TV and you don’t have cable and you never get to watch it so you have to go home right now because you don’t want to miss anything.
Have someone pull the fire alarm in your building at 1:45 a.m. and then make eyes at the 7 foot tall fireman as you stand there in your striped pajamas.
Oh, I don’t know, have a ton of beer the night before and then travel by public transit.
You were planning on working out at the gym tonight, but you had a headache instead. It just wasn’t meant to be.