How To: Go Caarazzzzy

by Shannon

Rearrange your furniture!

How To: Have The Nicest Date

by Shannon

Go somewhere where you have a gift card. It’s the nicest.

How To: Not Act Surprised

by Shannon

Go around the corner to gasp in surprise when you discover the level of excitement he’s exhibiting over shopping for wedding clothes.

How To: Get Out Of Hanging Out

by Shannon

Tell people you have to go home because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is on TV and you don’t have cable and you never get to watch it so you have to go home right now because you don’t want to miss anything.

How To: Enjoy A Late Night Romantic Rendezvous

by Shannon

Have someone pull the fire alarm in your building at 1:45 a.m. and then make eyes at the 7 foot tall fireman as you stand there in your striped pajamas.

How To: Have Your Hairdresser Redeem Herself For Saying You Look Like Kim Kardashian

by Shannon

Free manicure.

How To: Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Lying To You

by Shannon

He says he didn’t puke from being really drunk last night, but you know puke when you smell it.

How To: Be An Hour Late For Work

by Shannon

Oh, I don’t know, have a ton of beer the night before and then travel by public transit.

How To: Feel Comfortable With Your Body

by Shannon

You were planning on working out at the gym tonight, but you had a headache instead. It just wasn’t meant to be.

How To: Feel Elated

by Shannon

Sign up for a Members Only club at your favourite local restaurant and immediately receive a free burger.