The Average Girl's "How To" Guide

Advice on how to live a well-balanced lifestyle

Tag: Sleeping

How To: Celebrate Your Baby’s First Night Going To Bed Early

by Shannon

Obsessively watch the baby monitor to make sure he’s ok and miss him terribly.

Every breath you take I’ll be watching you through the baby monitor until it runs out of batteries.

How To: Turn Into Your Parents

by Shannon

Find yourself in bed before 10 p.m. on a Friday (a Friday!), and up before 8 a.m. the next morning. What the dude?

How To: Debate Changing Careers

by Shannon

Make a list of all the jobs that don’t require you to get up early, and think, Hey, working at a grocery store again wouldn’t be that bad, as long as I consistently get the 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. shift.


How To: Avoid Going To Jail For Murder

by Shannon

Don’t read your work emails, because one of them will annoy you and you won’t be able to stop thinking about it, and you will want to kill someone when you can’t go to sleep because of it.

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