The Average Girl's "How To" Guide

Advice on how to live a well-balanced lifestyle

Tag: Sleep

How To: Question Your Sanity

by Shannon

Should I have déjà-vu from all these Instagram posts?

Or wait… can I just see the future now? Did the doctors use some kind of new material for my c-section stitches and now I’m… am I a superhero?

Oh. Wait.

I just already saw these posts at 3 a.m. when I was breastfeeding.

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, it’s possibly my own fault because I wasn’t really paying attention the first time.

How To: Get a Great Night’s Sleep

by Rachel

Come on over to mine and sleep in the spare bedroom. I don’t know what it is about this room, some kind of magic probably, but everyone who sleeps in there says the same thing. If only I could always sleep in there, but husband might start getting offended.

How To: Fall Asleep

by Shannon

I don’t know. I didn’t do it last night.

Hashtag exhausted, man.

How To: Question Everything

by Shannon

Watch someone get up early on their day off, even though they don’t have to.

How To: Have An Awkward Sunday Morning

by Shannon

Turns out, the repair guy who woke you up at 8 a.m. this morning is hot.

Too bad that doesn’t change what you look like when you wake up at 8 a.m. on a Sunday.

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