Advice on how to live a well-balanced lifestyle
Should I have déjà-vu from
all these Instagram posts?
Or wait… can I just see the future now? Did the doctors use some kind of new material for my c-section stitches and now I’m… am I a superhero?
I just already saw these posts at 3 a.m. when I was breastfeeding.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, it’s possibly my own fault because I wasn’t really paying attention the first time.
Come on over to mine and sleep in the spare bedroom. I don’t know what it is about this room, some kind of magic probably, but everyone who sleeps in there says the same thing. If only I could always sleep in there, but husband might start getting offended.
I don’t know. I didn’t do it last night.
Hashtag exhausted, man.
Watch someone get up early on their day off, even though they don’t have to.
Turns out, the repair guy who woke you up at 8 a.m. this morning is hot.
Too bad that doesn’t change what you look like when you wake up at 8 a.m. on a Sunday.