The Average Girl's "How To" Guide

Advice on how to live a well-balanced lifestyle

Tag: Dying

How To: Have A Heart Attack

by Shannon

Wait by the phone for news. Keep waiting. Keep waiting. Wait a little longer. Wait some more. Die.

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How To: Get A Promotion At Work

by Shannon

Avoid eating popcorn and then awkwardly coughing and hacking while you try to remove the popcorn kernal that is now stuck at the back of your throat. Not the back part that you can reach either – that really far back part that feels funny and you’re afraid you might die because it’s really stuck guys, can someone please help me?

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