How To: Take Things To The Next Level
Fake mustaches, man. They work for pretty much everything.
Example: Last night I was set to play a pretty intense game of Diplomacy, which is basically Risk, but with a 100 per cent greater chance of ruining friendships.
Now, the game on its own would already be fun. But you know what made it more fun?
Not only will you look pretty sexy, but you will definitely weed out which of your friends are cool, and which ones refuse to put on a fake mustache. (Which means you should borrow money from them, and then immediately stop being their friend.)
I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. – Carrie Brownstein