How To: Remind Yourself of George Costanza
Order 2 velvet dresses online because you are secretly obsessed with velvet at the moment. It takes me back to my figure skating days, only I can wear it in public! Because how many times I have wanted to put on my old skating dress is… uncountable.
Just call me Velvet Fog.
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable – George Costanza