How To: Pick Up Chicks

by Shannon

Bring yourself and your long hair to a karaoke bar on a Saturday night, where the DJ is not taking any shit, and just blasting people for not making quick decisions on their songs, or requesting Spanish love songs, which he clearly doesn’t have.

After someone small with curly hair that has just the right amount of bounceability that night has done a satisfactory rendition of Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne, get up on that mike and tell the entire bar that you think she’s really attractive and you would like to take her out sometime.

Chicks totally dig it.