How To: Make Monday Morning Even Less Enjoyable Than It Already Is

by Rachel

Book yourself a blood test where you have to fast AND and an ultrasound where you aren’t allowed to pee after drinking a litre of water. Make sure you wait to shower after drinking that litre, because you know as soon as you the water touches you you’ll have to pee even more than you already do.

Maybe I’ll just skip the shower.

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