How To: Get Along With Your Future Mother-In-Law

by Shannon

Go to a bar with her and the family. Order a rye & ginger, wait until she orders the same.

Drink it and become nervous when she asks you What do you think?

Agree with her that Yes, it does taste like the waiter forgot to put the rye in it. Wait while she flags down the waiter and orders another one. Drink the first rye & ginger quickly before someone can take it away.

When she asks again Do you think it’s strong enough? reply that Yes, it does taste stronger, but quickly add But not strong enough once you see her face. Wait while she asks the waiter to bring over two straight shots of rye and pours them in your drinks.

Silently tell her Thank you over and over in your head a million times.